Leading hand sanitizers claim they can kill 99.9 percent of germs. Bear Grylls can kill 100 percent of whatever the hell he wants
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The sun rises in the east and sets in the west because Bear Grylls got tired of carrying a compass.
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Bear Grylls doesn’t need a parachute because the ground would move out off his way.
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The reason Bear Grylls doesn’t use a gun is that they kill animals to slow.
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Bear Grylls is the reason why Chuck Norris is still alive
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Bear Grylls knows the exact location of Carmen Sandiego at any given moment.
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What do you get when you have Bear Grylls, a drinking straw, and a toothpick?….A former S.A.S with a sniper rifle
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Bear Grylls can start a fire with water
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The tortoise and the hair had a race, unfortunately for those two it was lunchtime for Bear Grylls
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Amongst themselves, lions actually agree that Bear Grylls is the King of the Jungle
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