Author Archives: Kevin

“As far as we know, Bear Grylls never peed in a toilet.” Submitted by Luca! Thanks!

Bear Grylls once survived a Zombie Apocalypse chopping heads off with his bare hands. Submitted by Fabpicca. Thanks!

It’s a known fact that when Bear Grylls is spear fishing, he’s actually hurting the sea, telling it who’s boss. Submitted by Billy. Thanks!

Bear Grylls created facebook. from Tyrone. Thanks Tyrone… again!

Bear Grylls came up to me and asked me what the meaning of life was, i said i don’t know, he said wrong answer the meaning of life is Bear Grylls

 Bear Grylls’ first girlfriend was a polar bear from Tyrone. Thanks Tyrone

Bear Grylls climbs Mount Everest every day as a warm up routine. If he ever sees other mountaineers on the mountain he skins a polar bear and wears its skin and pretends to be the yeti screaming and cursing at … Continue reading →

There are 7 uses for bear grylls pee that we have discovered so far 1. peeing 2. putting out fires 3. MAN marking his territory against WILD animals 4. drinking …5. cooling brains in desert 6. disinfectant 7. unsticking skin … Continue reading →

Bear Grylls was once so hungry he actually did eat a horse. The only thing he spat out was the jockey’s helmet

Bear Grylls once faught Steven Seagal, Jean Claude Van Damme and Dog the bounty hunter off with a stick and a flint.